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sorry, idk why the spacing for the links is messed up.

moveslikekeithrichards:

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf

popculturediedin2009:

a holiday favorite: martha stewart showing off the ceramic nativity scene she made in prison (and big martha’s reaction)

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timemachineyeah:

I hate that so many places will automatically convert :P into
like what is that. That’s not what I wanted to convey at all.
:P means
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LG is the only company that gets it at all
Thank you for your service, LG. You alone understand. My apologies to anyone using your service who tries to sent this to anyone using any of the other services.

homie14:
I’m wheezing my lungs out lol
THIS VIDEOOOOOOO

prettyuglyunicorn:

“you make me hard but she makes me weak” the 1975 really said sex is great but have u ever been in love

therealsideoffeminism:
strengthins0lidarity:
the-middle-eastern-feminist:
Self-fulfilling prophecy.
Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days
Nicely done, sir.

i miss having a best friend who also considered me their best

Is He, Y’know T-Poses….Christian?

honestly do u ever get to a point with a friend where u just realize “holy shit I don’t actually like you, like, at all”

kinda wanna watch a movie but idk if i wanna commit to that